Once upon a time in a metro land called Auckland there lived one hip, hot princess with a rocking bod. Then along came Prince Charming. Prince Charming came from a less than charming kingdom called Hamilton. But Prince Charming was hot and had a nice car so the adventurous 19 year old princess decided to take a ride.
A couple of of months later the princess found out she was expecting her own little unplanned princess and moved down to the kingdom ( if one could call it that) of Hamilton. These were dark times for the princess, as she could not drive and was completely isolated from friends and family, the prince wasn't so charming with suddenly having a hormonal and house bound princess in his care and they bickered endlessly.
Then on one HOT January day the princess went into labor, 4 days later and every pain relief imaginable a little Angel was born, who was named, well Angel.
Having had a seriously fab pre pregnancy bod it was a bit disconcerting carrying extra weight but the princess wasn't too bothered at first, then as the Summer approached she starved and walked then starved some more until she was just shy of her pre pregnancy fabness.
All was well for awhile the princess still yearned for her previous cosmopolitan city but busied herself with gaining her higher education so she could one day be in the position to help other people. Before to long there was a royal wedding and another princess was born, little Willow. The princess set forth to the working world and became a secondary teacher but before her first month was up, found out that she was expecting yet another royal. By the time the new baby was born the princess had fled from her prince after one to many rows and a mother in law that had it in for her, and returned to her homeland.
The princess returned to her home though not in the state she had left, suddenly with 3 babies, 2 under 13 months she was all alone and 35 kilos heavier than she was when she ruled. Alone and overwhelmed a fairy godmother appeared in the form of Little Treasures magazine and blessed the princess with a personal trainer.
How does this fairy tale end?
Well I am hoping with a happily ever after, I will keep you posted ;)
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